Don't Trust a Rum Runner

Ran the Siberian Express race today. All I have to say is "Don't trust a rum runner." (Sounds like something your mom might say.) They supposedly drink and run slowly, but I went with them and they were way too fast. I finished in 2:13:56 (17:58 pace)...and they were well ahead of me. Lots of mud made the course fun. I ended up in 417th place...out of 417 finishers. That counts as DFL. But I beat a lot of DNFers!